Origin for Knowledge!

1.Having one child makes you a parent but having two makes you a referee.
2.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is always husband.
3.You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
4.My wife and I always compromise, I admit that I am wrong and she agrees with me.
5.Ladies first, but pretty ladies sooner..
6.They call our language the mother tongue because the father never get chance to speak.